{"id":1241,"date":"2023-10-13T14:13:02","date_gmt":"2023-10-13T12:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/un-type-abasourdi-apres-etre-revenu-de-nuit-et-a-decouvert-que-sa-pelouse-avait-ete-volee\/"},"modified":"2023-10-13T14:13:04","modified_gmt":"2023-10-13T12:13:04","slug":"un-type-abasourdi-apres-etre-revenu-de-nuit-et-a-decouvert-que-sa-pelouse-avait-ete-volee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/un-type-abasourdi-apres-etre-revenu-de-nuit-et-a-decouvert-que-sa-pelouse-avait-ete-volee\/","title":{"rendered":"Un type abasourdi apr\u00e8s \u00eatre revenu de nuit et a d\u00e9couvert que sa pelouse avait \u00e9t\u00e9 vol\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Un type a \u00e9t\u00e9 absolument abasourdi lorsqu&rsquo;il est rentr\u00e9 chez lui apr\u00e8s une nuit pass\u00e9e et a d\u00e9couvert que sa pelouse avait \u00e9t\u00e9 vol\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>D\u2019autant plus qu\u2019il s\u2019agit ici de fausse pelouse.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Bien s\u00fbr, des cambriolages et des vols de voitures se produisent, mais il n&rsquo;existe pas de terme sp\u00e9cifique pour d\u00e9signer quelqu&rsquo;un qui se pr\u00e9sente chez vous et endommage votre gazon artificiel.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Mais on dit que l\u2019herbe est toujours plus verte de l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre que cela a quelque chose \u00e0 voir avec ce crime bizarre ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre que le voleur \u00e9tait jaloux de la pelouse et a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;en pouvait plus.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure class=\"css-1ey54xo\"><picture class=\"css-1x72e95\"><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><\/picture><figcaption class=\"css-1hkjxsv\">Voici o\u00f9 se trouvait la pelouse.  Cr\u00e9dit : Lancashire Live\/MEN M\u00e9dias<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Quoi qu\u2019il en soit, c\u2019\u00e9tait une fa\u00e7on tr\u00e8s \u00e9trange d\u2019arriver \u00e0 la maison pour Danny Baks.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Il est revenu chez lui \u00e0 Darwen, dans le Lancashire, le 1er octobre et a imm\u00e9diatement pens\u00e9 que quelque chose n&rsquo;allait pas.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Au bout d&rsquo;une minute, il remarqua que quelqu&rsquo;un avait arrach\u00e9 le gazon artificiel devant sa maison et s&rsquo;\u00e9tait enfui avec.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Sa fille demanda : \u00ab O\u00f9 est pass\u00e9e l&rsquo;herbe ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Une question valable, s\u2019il en \u00e9tait une.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>L&rsquo;homme de 43 ans \u2013 c&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire Danny \u2013 estime que la valeur de l&rsquo;herbe se situe entre 80 et 100 \u00a3, ce n&rsquo;est donc pas un vol anodin.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Il s&rsquo;est mis \u00e0 l&rsquo;enqu\u00eate et a d\u00e9couvert qu&rsquo;un certain nombre d&rsquo;autres personnes avaient \u00e9galement remarqu\u00e9 que des objets provenant de leurs propres jardins avaient disparu \u00e0 Darwen.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Il a expliqu\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0Je suis rentr\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison dimanche matin avec ma fille et quelque chose n&rsquo;allait pas.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab Le centime n&rsquo;est m\u00eame pas tomb\u00e9 tout de suite.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00a0\u00bb Alors que j&rsquo;ouvrais la porte, ma fille s&rsquo;est retourn\u00e9e vers moi et m&rsquo;a demand\u00e9 : o\u00f9 est pass\u00e9e l&rsquo;herbe ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00abJe me disais quoi, o\u00f9 est-ce pass\u00e9 ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0On ne s&rsquo;attend pas \u00e0 ce que quelqu&rsquo;un prenne un peu de gazon artificiel.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Il a poursuivi : \u00ab\u00a0De toute \u00e9vidence, vous ne voulez pas perdre entre 80 et 100 \u00a3, quoi qu&rsquo;il en soit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Mais ce n&rsquo;est pas comme une bague en or et diamant ou quelque chose comme \u00e7a, alors qui voudrait prendre \u00e7a ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>En effectuant une recherche sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux, Danny a d\u00e9couvert qu&rsquo;un voisin s&rsquo;\u00e9tait fait voler un banc et que d&rsquo;autres avaient signal\u00e9 la disparition de pots de fleurs.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>La propri\u00e9t\u00e9 de Danny est lou\u00e9e et il n&rsquo;a emm\u00e9nag\u00e9 qu&rsquo;en avril.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure class=\"css-1ey54xo\"><picture class=\"css-1x72e95\"><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/1697199182_86_Un-type-abasourdi-apres-etre-revenu-de-nuit-et-a.JPG\" alt=\"Danny ne s'attendait visiblement pas \u00e0 ce que quelqu'un d\u00e9truise une partie de son jardin.  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Cr\u00e9dit : Lancashire Live\/MEN M\u00e9dias <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00c9videmment, il ne pensait pas qu&rsquo;il devrait trop s\u00e9curiser le gazon artificiel, car qui entaille le gazon artificiel, n&rsquo;est-ce pas ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Cela ne vous vient pas vraiment \u00e0 l&rsquo;esprit de se faire entailler et c&rsquo;\u00e9tait assez lourd\u00a0\u00bb, a justement \u00e9valu\u00e9 Danny.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Maintenant, il va installer des cam\u00e9ras \u00e0 l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur de la maison pour emp\u00eacher que ce genre de chose ne se reproduise, mais il y a d\u00e9j\u00e0 un co\u00fbt r\u00e9el.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Danny a d\u00e9clar\u00e9: \u00ab\u00a0Les r\u00e9percussions de cela sont que j&rsquo;ai ma fille \u00e0 plein temps et qu&rsquo;elle a 12 ans.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab Elle a maintenant peur qu&rsquo;ils reviennent et tentent d&rsquo;entrer dans la maison.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Alors elle a peur d&rsquo;\u00eatre seule \u00e0 la maison maintenant.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Cela a donc eu un effet d&rsquo;entra\u00eenement sur elle.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un type a \u00e9t\u00e9 absolument abasourdi lorsqu&rsquo;il est rentr\u00e9 chez lui apr\u00e8s une nuit pass\u00e9e et a d\u00e9couvert que sa pelouse avait \u00e9t\u00e9 vol\u00e9e. 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