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Le cynisme de Jessie Reyez ne se limite pas \u00e0 sa musique. La chanteuse de \u00ab\u00a0Just Like That\u00a0\u00bb a canalis\u00e9 son pessimisme d'une mani\u00e8re qui inciterait le Grinch \u00e0 saisir ses perles.<\/p>\n

Alors que d\u2019autres sont enthousiastes \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e de porter des pyjamas assortis et de se blottir pr\u00e8s d\u2019une chemin\u00e9e, Reyez veut tout faire tomber. Dans sa chanson anti-vacances \u00ab Merry Nothin \u00bb, Reyez explique pourquoi elle s'oppose avec v\u00e9h\u00e9mence \u00e0 ce qui est cens\u00e9 \u00eatre la p\u00e9riode la plus heureuse de l'ann\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Je ne peux pas entrer dans un centre commercial parce que cette musique de vacances me donne envie de mourir \/ Chaque fois que je vois un bonhomme de neige, c'est mon humeur, parce que c'est vraiment ce que je ressens \u00e0 l'int\u00e9rieur \/ Tout est rouge ou vert \/ Mais la coca est blanche, et la solitude est bleue \/ Tout ce que je veux ce No\u00ebl, c'est l'amn\u00e9sie et la bonne bite de quelqu'un de nouveau \/ Nous aurions pu attendre \/ Jusqu'\u00e0 ce qu'apr\u00e8s les f\u00eates, tout le monde demande o\u00f9 tu es \/ Joyeux No\u00ebl, Joyeux Rien \/ Ce mois de d\u00e9cembre est nul \/ Je suis seule sous le gui pendant que tu baises une salope \u00bb, chante Jessie.<\/p>\n

Chaque ann\u00e9e, Mariah Carey et maintenant Brenda Lee assument fi\u00e8rement leur titre non officiel de reine de No\u00ebl, il faut que quelqu'un prenne le relais. Avec \u00ab Merry Nothin \u00bb, Jessie Reyez est pr\u00eate et dispos\u00e9e \u00e0 prendre le relais.<\/p>\n

\u00c9coutez la nouvelle chanson de Jessie Reyez \u00ab Merry Nothin \u00bb ci-dessus.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le cynisme de Jessie Reyez ne se limite pas \u00e0 sa musique. La chanteuse de \u00ab\u00a0Just Like That\u00a0\u00bb a canalis\u00e9 son pessimisme d'une mani\u00e8re qui inciterait le Grinch \u00e0 saisir ses perles. 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