{"id":936,"date":"2023-09-08T20:09:35","date_gmt":"2023-09-08T18:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/la-police-a-appele-a-un-meurtre-de-masse-rituel-mais-a-trouve-un-cours-de-yoga\/"},"modified":"2023-09-08T20:09:36","modified_gmt":"2023-09-08T18:09:36","slug":"la-police-a-appele-a-un-meurtre-de-masse-rituel-mais-a-trouve-un-cours-de-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/la-police-a-appele-a-un-meurtre-de-masse-rituel-mais-a-trouve-un-cours-de-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"La police a appel\u00e9 \u00e0 un \u00ab meurtre de masse rituel \u00bb mais a trouv\u00e9 un cours de yoga"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>La police a \u00e9t\u00e9 appel\u00e9e cette semaine suite \u00e0 des informations faisant \u00e9tat d&rsquo;un \u00ab meurtre de masse rituel \u00bb.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Les officiers se sont pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9s vers l&rsquo;observatoire de la mer du Nord \u00e0 Chapel St Leonards, dans le Lincolnshire, apr\u00e8s qu&rsquo;un appel ait \u00e9t\u00e9 re\u00e7u indiquant qu&rsquo;une merde tr\u00e8s sombre se d\u00e9roulait.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Cependant, lorsqu\u2019ils sont arriv\u00e9s sur les lieux, s\u2019attendant \u00e0 un bain de sang, ils ont d\u00e9couvert que ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas du tout le cas.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Au lieu d&rsquo;un tas de cadavres, les flics se sont retrouv\u00e9s face \u00e0&#8230; un cours de yoga.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Bien s\u00fbr, c&rsquo;est <em>quelques<\/em> une sorte de paysage infernal, mais une chose est s\u00fbre, la professeure de yoga Millie Laws ne massacrait pas ses \u00e9l\u00e8ves.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>La jeune femme de 22 ans enseignait \u00e0 une classe de sept personnes au Seascape Cafe, lorsqu&rsquo;elle a vu deux promeneurs de chiens regarder par la fen\u00eatre.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure class=\"css-1ey54xo\"><picture class=\"css-1x72e95\"><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><\/picture><figcaption class=\"css-1hkjxsv\">La police s&rsquo;attendait \u00e0 une sc\u00e8ne comme celle-ci.  Cr\u00e9dit : Getty<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Laws a dit : \u00ab\u00a0Ils sont [students] couch\u00e9s avec des couvertures sur eux, leurs yeux sont ferm\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Il fait tr\u00e8s sombre l\u00e0-dedans. J&rsquo;avais juste des bougies et des petites bougies chauffe-plat qui \u00e9clairaient toute la pi\u00e8ce, et je me promenais en jouant de mon tambour. Je portais un joli haut flottant avec de grandes manches cloche.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Un couple avec des chiens s&rsquo;est juste approch\u00e9 de la fen\u00eatre et regardait \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur, mais ils sont partis tr\u00e8s vite et je n&rsquo;y ai rien pens\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Elle a poursuivi : \u00ab\u00a0Je n&rsquo;ai su qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s notre d\u00e9part que ces gens avaient t\u00e9l\u00e9phon\u00e9 pour dire qu&rsquo;il y avait un massacre ; ils portaient une robe et marchaient sur tout le monde, et cela ressemblait \u00e0 une sorte de rituel. , et que les personnes \u00e0 terre \u00e9taient en fait mortes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Je suppose que vu de l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur, cela pourrait ressembler \u00e0 \u00e7a, car ils sont tous vraiment immobiles, tr\u00e8s gentils et d\u00e9tendus.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Je suis s\u00fbr que leur imagination \u00e9tait d\u00e9bordante avec ce qui se passait.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>Selon la police, l&rsquo;appel \u00e9manait d&rsquo;un citoyen concern\u00e9 et anim\u00e9 de \u00ab bonnes intentions \u00bb.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>Laws a d\u00e9clar\u00e9: \u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est un peu surr\u00e9aliste et dr\u00f4le. Je me sens vraiment mal pour qui que ce soit. [phoned police] cela aurait, bien s\u00fbr, \u00e9t\u00e9 terrifiant.  Donc je ressens pour eux.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure class=\"css-1ey54xo\"><picture class=\"css-1x72e95\"><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 1dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 1)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (max-resolution: 3dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 380px) and (-webkit-max-device-pixel-ratio: 3)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (min-resolution: 2dppx)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  media=\"(min-width: 380px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2)\" type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><source  type=\"image\/webp\"\/><source  type=\"image\/jpeg\"\/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jokeme.fr\/actus\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/La-police-a-appele-a-un-meurtre-de-masse.jpeg\" alt=\"Il s\u2019est av\u00e9r\u00e9 qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait en fait d\u2019un cours de yoga.  Cr\u00e9dit\u00a0: Instagram\/unity_yoga1\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/picture><figcaption class=\"css-1hkjxsv\">Il s\u2019est av\u00e9r\u00e9 qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait en fait d\u2019un cours de yoga.  Cr\u00e9dit\u00a0: Instagram\/unity_yoga1<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Mais en m\u00eame temps, il faut voir le c\u00f4t\u00e9 le plus l\u00e9ger.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-c2lb2p\">\n<p>\u00c0 la suite de cet incident bizarre, le caf\u00e9 s&rsquo;est tourn\u00e9 vers les r\u00e9seaux sociaux pour assurer aux gens qu&rsquo;ils \u00ab ne font partie d&rsquo;aucune secte folle ou d&rsquo;un club fou \u00bb.  Ce qui est bon \u00e0 savoir.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Si quelqu&rsquo;un a entendu la masse des sir\u00e8nes de police \u00e0 Chapel St Leonards \u00e0 21h30 hier soir, soyez rassur\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb, ont-ils \u00e9crit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Ils se rendaient \u00e0 l&rsquo;Observatoire apr\u00e8s que quelqu&rsquo;un eut signal\u00e9 un massacre dans notre b\u00e2timent, apr\u00e8s avoir vu plusieurs personnes allong\u00e9es sur le sol&#8230; ce qui s&rsquo;est av\u00e9r\u00e9 \u00eatre en fait le cours de yoga en m\u00e9ditation.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Merci \u00e0 la police du Lincolnshire pour sa r\u00e9ponse rapide. Je ne peux pas imaginer un seul instant ce qui leur aurait travers\u00e9 l&rsquo;esprit en chemin.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>La police du Lincolnshire a confirm\u00e9 l&rsquo;appel.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Un appel a \u00e9t\u00e9 lanc\u00e9 suite \u00e0 des inqui\u00e9tudes concernant les occupants de l&rsquo;Observatoire de la mer du Nord, \u00e0 Chapel St Leonards\u00a0\u00bb, a indiqu\u00e9 un porte-parole.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"css-12zje5r\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Les agents \u00e9taient pr\u00e9sents, nous sommes heureux d&rsquo;annoncer que tout le monde \u00e9tait sain et sauf.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La police a \u00e9t\u00e9 appel\u00e9e cette semaine suite \u00e0 des informations faisant \u00e9tat d&rsquo;un \u00ab meurtre de masse rituel \u00bb. 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